In that famous New Yorker cartoon of 15 years ago, there are two dogs in front of a computer monitor, and one dog says to the other, "On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog." This perfectly encapsulates one of the charms of the online community, namely, that you can be whoever you want to be while online—young, old, male, female, a chatterbox, a sphinx, even a dog.
When I began this blog, exactly one year and five days ago, I had no idea where it would take me. I have a sad history of startitis—starting projects and not finishing them, especially diaries and journals. Much to my surprise, blogging turned out to be not a pesky obligation, but a stimulus for other work, a way of staying on goal and focusing my attention. And a huge unlooked-for bonus of blogging has turned out to be the fascinating interchange between other bloggers (especially weavers) and myself. I've acquired so many new friends, some of whom I may never meet in the flesh but who are nevertheless real and important to me. Some of these people leave comments or send me private emails, and some just show up every day. I treasure them all. Knowing that people read what I write is such a thrill!
There is a little map on the sidebar showing worldwide locations of my readers. No names are mentioned, and the readers maintain complete anonymity, which is their right and privilege. Only their locations are shown, as little red dots. Most of these are in countries where English is spoken, as a primary or auxiliary language, which is what you'd expect for a blog written in English. The dots are clustered together just as populations are clustered, but there are some interesting outliers. One which has piqued my curiosity for many months is a dot in Homer, Alaska.
Now, dear Homer person, please forgive me for singling you out. I know nothing about you except that you read my blog, and that's all I need to know. You are precious to me because you are there. But I can't help wondering about you. Since I have no actual facts, I must fabricate my own picture. I had the good fortune to visit the town of Homer four years ago, and I do have a mental picture of your landscape, so that's a start.
Now here's what I imagine: you are a 40-year old female, of medium height and on the thin side, with long brown hair and intelligent brown eyes. You don't like wearing makeup and your preferred clothing is jeans and an old college sweatshirt. Every morning after breakfast you go upstairs to your second-floor studio overlooking the bay, sit down at your loom, and weave woolen blankets on an 8-shaft loom. You favor fancy twills in reds and oranges, but use an occasional acid green for accent. When you tire of blankets, you weave gorgeous linen placemats in crackle blocks, in great demand at craft fairs.
But on the Internet, nobody knows…