Once upon a time an old lady went walking in the dark forest.
Eventually she came to a clearing, and the sun broke through the leaves in multiple shades of green.
Just as she was admiring the leaves and thinking to herself of the greens she might add to her new warp, a fat little toad hopped across her path. He kindly sat still for a photograph.
"Why are you lollygagging here?" asked the toad. "You should be home weaving. Or spinning. Like this."
To be continued.
Meanwhile, I just finished reading "The Great Circle" by Maggie Shipstead. Very entertaining. Very big. This one should last you all summer.